It’s never too late to show mom you care. It’s also never too late to come clean on how the living room TV actually broke—blaming it on the dog still isn’t convincing.
Last-minute gifts just for her:
1. What I Love About You journal
2. I’m a Parent? Inner-Truth Journal
See more gift ideas dipped in sentiment in our Mother’s Day category.
In a perfect world, we all act professional (at least, for the most part). It’s only right that the people who act as your professional, company brick-wall every day receive tremendous recognition.
April 24 is Administrative Professionals Day, but we’re celebrating all week long. So get the wit for secretaries, assistants, receptionists, and administrators in your life. And make sure you thank them on a daily basis for screening your calls. Seriously. Here are a few gift ideas for your coworkers to get your gears going.
As an added bonus, spend $25 and you get a Rah Rah Rah Jumbo Sticky on us, using code SISBOOMBAH at checkout. If you want to keep that jumbo sticky for yourself, we swear we won’t tell. This offer ends 4/28/13, so make sure to use it or lose it.
Who here played the April fool this past week? Oy vey. We hear you. (Even though we technically pulled your leg, too.)
But don’t fret. Grab a fork and nosh on a tasty dish we like to call “revenge.” Here are a few ideas to help you get the punks who punked you:
1. Fill out and hide Douchebag Citations in his or her stuff. Hang one in the bathroom; tuck it in a glove compartment; put on their cat—just go to town! If “douche” is too strong of a word, we suggest the Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note.
Stash a Douchebag Citation here, there, and anywhere.
2. Spit off some one-liners from our Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions book. See? We did the work for you.
Take a line from our "Insults & Comebacks" book.
3. Swap out his or her favorite deck of playing cards with the Fifty Farts Card Deck. Whoever plays with the cards next will get a nice, flagellant surprise.
Replace a regular deck of playing cards with Fifty Farts.
4. Cover his or her computer in Nag Note stickies. And don’t check-off “Thank You.”
Decorate belongings with Nag Notes.
5. If they really got you good, hand this Snow Globe to ‘em. And using complete silence, kill them with kindness.
A Snow Globe for the ultimate pranker.
Click here to browse more stuff for annoying people.
What payback pranks do you have up your sleeve? Share in a comment!
Who says you can’t buy friends? Or buy your friends a few friends?
Well, if you don’t already know the Clump-o-Lump pals, meet these zippable cuties:
The Clump-o-Lumps
It’s a scientific fact that Squid-o, Bird-o, Tig-o, Frog-o, Bee-o, and Shark-o are the cuddliest, coolest creatures to date and make for a great birthday present for any kid-o, ages six to 106.*
And guess what—they’re 50% off now through Tuesday, April 9! Just make sure to use code HAPPYDAY at checkout.
*This is not an actual fact. But it is in fact an opinion.
Shakespeare may have written the most romantic stanzas to date, but you’re the only person who can pen how much you swoon when your beau remembers to DVR your favorite show twelve minutes before it starts. Now that’s true love.
Make Valentine’s Day (and really, any day) extra special by giving your sweetheart the What I Love About You journal. This mini journal contains fill-in-the-blank lines for you to scribble some aspect of your affection for your beloved—so be as specific, quirky, or romantic as you like!
Since these babies have already been flying off our virtual shelves (over 17,000 copies already sold, to be exact), we created a video short to express our love (for this item, yes). Prepare to have your heart warmed:
The What I Love About You journal.
So, what do you love about your main squeeze? Tell us in a blog comment!
You love them, you hate them, but you can’t live without them. We’ve got the perfect gifts for the very important people that the universe has forced you to love:
1. How to Traumatize Your Children, $11.00
2. Hand-Lettered All Out Of Pad, $6.50
3. Money Receiptables, $12.00
4. Parent’s Night Out Pad, $6.50
5. Great Ideas Pocket Notes, $6.00
6. Clump-o-Lump Bunch, $25.00 each
See all our gift guides here.
They lift you up when you’re down, sometimes literally when you’ve had too much to drink. And for that, they deserve a gift or four. Here are some gift ideas for your best buds*:
1. Vouchers for Friends, $6.50
2. Crap Pad, $6.50
3. High-Five Nifty Note, $4.00
4. It’s Gonna Be Okay Guided Journal, $16.00
5. A Year of Fortunes (Without the Cookies), $10.00
6. Douchebag Indelicate Doily Coasters, $10.00
*This category excludes pets—sorry, furry friends.
See all our gift guides here.
Whether you’re still in the honeymoon stage or can’t stand a thing he or she says, getting your lover the right gift is usually at the top of your list during the holiday season. We’re here to ease those nerves with our brilliant suggestions, no matter how you feel about your lover at the moment:
1. Pickups & Come-ons for All Occasions, $9.00
2. Apology Nifty Note, $4.00
3. Vouchers for Lovers, $6.50
4. Why I Really Like You Pad, $6.50
5. Nag Note Sticky, $3.00
6. One Word a Day Journal, $14.00
See all our gift guides here.
You’re probably busy with your before-the-break agenda, but it’s time to start thinking about what clever gifts you’ll stuff inside your loved one’s stocking. What exactly one might fit in a stocking, you say? Don’t fret! Here are some clever ideas that are sure to do the job, no matter whose stocking your stuffing:
1. WTF Stamp, $9.00
2. You are Here Bookmark Pad, $5.00
3. Seriously? Sticky Note, $3.00
4. In My Humble Opinion Mini Inner-Truth Journal, $10.00
5. Stuff to Do Pocket Notes, $6.00
6. Big Word Flashcards, $12.00
See all our gift guides here.
Make this year’s White Elephant game worth the play! These humorous gifts are sure to be the talk at your holiday party:
1. A Foldout History of Antidepressants, $11.00
2. Bitch Citation Nifty Note, $4.00
3. WTF Pen, $14.00
4. Slang Flashcards, $10.00
5. Instant Party Snow Globe, $28.00
6. Drinks are on Me Indelicate Doily Coasters, $10.00
See all our gift guides here.