Cycling for a Cure

Telling Cancer WTF Mile after Mile

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Allie Scott during treatment. Her mom said no matter what treatment she had, Allie was always such a happy baby.

When I was a junior in high school, I met a woman that had a greater impact on me than I ever could’ve imagined. Her name is Jenny Scott. She visited my French class to share the worst moment of her life: the day she lost her 8-month-old daughter to Leukemia. At the end of her heartbreaking story, Mrs. Scott asked us to come out and walk Light the Night, a charity walk that raises money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. I was in. I volunteered for that Light the Night and walked the Light the Night during my senior year.

Fast-forward about six years. During that time, I had moved to Los Angeles, gone to college, met my boyfriend; life had changed a lot. I wanted to get healthy, so I started looking for ways I could do that on my bike. After some research, Team in Training popped up. Team in Training would train me every Saturday for five-ish months to ride 100 miles in Lake Tahoe. I would also be raising money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, the same foundation I had done Light the Night for in high school. I was definitely interested. The moment you hear about a young life taken by cancer, it never leaves you. Allie’s story (and her mother’s) came back to my mind. I should do this, I thought to myself. I can get healthy and have Allie keep my motivated. A few days later, I signed up.

After the finish line in Tahoe last year.

That was three years ago. Since then, I’ve ridden 2,500 plus miles and raised over $6,500 for blood cancer research. Whenever I climb a long hill or feel like I just can’t ride anymore, I think about Allie and the other amazing people I’ve met affected by blood cancer. They couldn’t stop fighting cancer, so I can’t stop either. I’ve gone from just participating to being a mentor on the team, helping others stay motivated to ride and to raise more money for research. This fall, I’ll be an assistant coach!

Mrs. Scott and Allie have touched my life more than I ever thought possible. They opened a door to an amazing world of people that are determined to treatment, to end suffering, and to make sure that a child never has to get cancer ever again.

This year, I’ll be riding in Lake Tahoe again, in America’s Most Beautiful Bike Ride. On June 2, Team in Training chapters nationwide descend on Tahoe and pedal 100 miles for the cure. We’ll ride around the Lake and out to Truckee and back. With rest stops and one lunch stop, the ride will take most of the day, but when you’re surrounded by pine trees and stunning lake views, time slows down.

Speeding down Mulholland Drive in Malibu this year.

My riding group for this year's season after we conquered a climb in Palos Verdes.

Me and a teammate at CicLAvia to the Sea a few weekends ago.

 

If you support Aimée’s cause like we do, read more about her ride and donate here on her Team in Training page. Deadline to donate is Wednesday, May 15. Remember: any bit helps to find a cure for blood cancer! Thanks, and high-fives all around. 

Just thought you should know . . .

Follow Team in Training on social:

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/myteamintraining, http://www.facebook.com/teamintrainingla

Twitter: http://twitter.com/teamintraining, http://twitter.com/TNTLosAngeles, http://twitter.com/llsusa

Instagram: http://instagram.com/tntlosangeles

 

Did You Know Kenny G Works At Knock Knock?

Really, He Does!

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Check out these blazers and manes—uncanny!

Okay, it’s riddle time: one of these handsome beasts is hip saxophonist, Kenny G. The other more-fiery-handsome beast, is our national sales manager, Lonnie B., taken about twenty years ago, with curly locks bouncing to and fro. (The latter’s birthday happens to be this week!) Who is who?

Stumped? We are too. So let’s assume this is the same person.

Thanks for sharing this phenomenal pic with us, Lonnie (and for letting us smear it all over the Internet). Happy, happy birthday!

Take A Trip to China in Knock Knock Fashion

Knock Knockers’ Latest Trip Overseas

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Our manufacturing director, Elyse, and our president, Jim, have traveled together to China several times now and have come up with a pretty standard formula for these business trips. Wanna feel like you’re on a Knock Knock biz trip? Here’s the protocol:

1. Always sit as far away as possible from each other on the plane in order to avoid embarrassing glimpses of your coworker drooling or snoring.

2. Take pictures of you working so the folks back at home know you’re actually doing something constructive.

Elyse working. Or at least, she manipulated this photo to make it look as if she was.

 

3. Eat noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. (This is mostly Elyse’s mandate, But she did get Jim hooked on morning noodles.)

4. Get dinner at the restaurant KimChee in Hong Kong at least once.

Elyse and Jim at dinner. Delicious!

 

5. On the last night of the trip, enjoy a relaxing drink overlooking the Victoria Harbour.

The harbor at night.

 

. . . And there you go!

TEDActive: Intellectual Amusement Park for Grownups

Head Honcho Does Palm Springs

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Yours truly with the world’s largest nametag, also known as “the license plate.” Bonus? You can’t forget to take it off

During the week of February 25, I was lucky enough to attend the TEDActive conference. I’ve been a fan of TED Talks since I first saw them on my very first Virgin American flight (both things were great improvements in my life), and I’d heard of TED for five or so years before that, but it sounded like kind of a wonky, exclusive, male-leaning thing. A friend of mine, Grace Hawthorne, formerly publisher and co-founder of ReadyMade magazine, was attending as an exhibitor in the Lab area with her new company, Paper Punk, and she said, “You should come!”

Well, that’s all it takes to get me to spend a few thousand bucks (or, more accurately, to get Knock Knock to spend a few thousand bucks) and cancel my life for the week—just press Enter. No need to actually look into what TEDActive is, vs. the main TED Live conference; I somehow made up in my head that it would be like an event version of the Exploratorium (one of my favorite places in the whole world). You know, because Grace was in the “Lab” and all.

TEDLive has been in Long Beach for the last five years, post-Monterey, and TEDActive in Palm Springs, formerly Aspen. In 2014 they’re going to move to Vancouver and Whistler, respectively. For maybe only the third time in my life (not very many for an Angeleno), I drove to the Palm Springs–adjacent La Quinta and checked in to the La Quinta Resort, notable for being the one of only two hotels in the United States to have their towns named after them. (I learned this important piece of trivia from the in-room hotel instruction guide, which I always read from cover to cover upon checking in. Really.)

The theme of the conference was “Young, Wise, Undiscovered.” I don't think I mentioned that the overall event design—site, signage, graphic—was superb. This was our guidebook, a lovely linen bookcloth stamped with matte foil. Sumptuous.

I sauntered off to register and pick up what turned out to be a LOT of swag. Nice swag. Expensive swag. Including a Jawbone UP Band, no less! (So far I neither “know [my]self better” nor “live better,” but I don’t blame them. If I had to say, though, I prefer my Jawbone Bluetooth speaker to the UP Band.) And the crowning glory? The largest name badge I have ever seen in my forty-three years on this earth, which I later learned was nicknamed “the license plate.” At least I never forgot to take it off at the end of the day.

For the first session, I entered the main hall, a large conference area outfitted with couches, easy chairs, and beanbags provided by Steelcase (one of the triumvirate of my favorite furniture companies, joined by Herman Miller and Knoll) and two large screens on the wall. Imagine my surprise, given my Exploratorium theory, to learn that TEDActive is (I thought at first) merely a simulcast of TEDLive. “I came all this way and paid money just to watch video I could have watched on my computer?” I thought, with my characteristically open mind.

And it was amazing.

Between the crowd energy, the comfy seating, and the impressive telecommunications setup, it may just have been better than sitting in the auditorium seating of TEDLive, where I’m guessing that most people are only able to see the close-ups on a screen anyway, like at a Bruce Springsteen concert.

I’ve been fortunate to have a few experiences in my life that I characterize as “amusement parks for literate, intellectual adults.” (Grateful Dead shows don’t count, even though I did see god and an astonishing number of prisms when I was in college.) One was the Venice Biennale, a city-wide international art show that takes over all of Venice (Italy), for which I got to attend the festive opening, or vernissage, meaning lots of good parties with free booze. Another was my 2011 visit to Design Indaba, in Cape Town, South Africa, where I was honored to be a speaker. These events are like county fairs for people who are into culture and intelligence and not so much concerned with prize heifers.

I asked the people I met—and everybody was so invariably friendly and welcoming that I began to plot the utopia into which I would transform my neighborhood upon returning—why they’d chosen TEDActive over TEDLive. While many of them professed to having a bit of a chip on their shoulder about not having been accepted to attend TEDLive, a competitive entry given that there are so many returning attendees from 30 years of previous TEDs, they also extolled the more informal, sociable, partying atmosphere of TEDActive, which takes place on a shared resort campus among 600 people, vs. the intellectual celebrity–driven, exclusive, private party­–oriented, auditorium-seaterly 2,000-person TEDLive. One LA acquaintance of mine who’d been to both, Eames Demetrios, whose Kcymaerxthaere is one of the most interesting cerebral pieces of long-term performance art I’ve ever seen, indeed characterized it as above, and with the benefit of firsthand comparison between both, he chooses TEDActive, where he can see and talk to friends rather than miss running into them amid the hordes of TEDLive.

One of Sebastião Salgado’s landscapes, a new direction for him. Courtesy Taschen.

As some of you may have gleaned from (a) Knock Knock; or (b) past posts, I am a sucker (really, more a geek) for good organization, systems, and logistics. On that front, I was blown away by the TED organization. The parties, dinners, food, lunches, meet-and-greets, app, etc., were so top-notch that it made me want to come work for them.

But that’s all mere intro. Now on to a smattering of the talks themselves, those that particularly impressed me, in their conference order (note that few of the talks have been uploaded to the TED site yet; most links are to talk summaries, but I’ve bolded those links that are actual talks):

  • Sebastião Salgado. Long one of my favorite photographers for his devastating images of inhumane working and living conditions, he described how he began ailing and went to the doctor in part because “I was producing no semen, except with my wife.” The doctor told him that he’d seen too much misery and was somaticizing it, so after a break, Salgado began photographing landscapes, all just as moving and meaningful.
  • Stuart Firestein. He’s my new older-smart-man crush. He studies ignorance. I could scarcely contain my tingling.
  • Phil Hansen. An artist who developed a debilitating tremor from overly painstaking pointillism, Hansen had to adapt his art to his disability. By embracing his limitations (or—and this expression and its corollary, as always, make me gag a little—“thinking inside the box”), he flourished with a more diverse body of work than he would have without the limitation, though I found myself wondering if he might want to choose some different subject matter in addition to executing in so many different media. His art with matches, though, is not to be missed.
  • Meg Jay. While her talk and research doesn’t have the primary-source genius of some of the others (more New Yorker than The Journal of American Medical Association), and she lacked the charisma of some of the more performative presenters, her point resonated loudly: twentysomethings, especially women, need to cast off the idea that the twenties don’t count, rejecting the extension of adolescence into the third decade. A hallelujah resounded from those of us who sometimes struggle with working with or counseling millennials.

Liu Bolin in full camouflage. Yes, there’s a person in there. Do you understand from the art that our humanism is being overtaken by commerce? Courtesy Eli Klein Fine Art.

  • Liu Bolin. Another artist whose work I’d followed pre-TED, the Beijing-based Bolin camouflages himself into scenes with paint. It’s amazing how something that could be one-note somehow manages to sustain its power.
  • Amanda Palmer. Also known as Amanda Fucking Palmer (ergo I liked her from the get-go), Palmer talked about her music career and busking and Kickstarter as business models. She later performed two pieces that just rocked and wisdomed.
  • Stewart Brand. OMG. Did you know people were resurrecting extinct creatures using DNA, a process called “de-extinction”? OMG.
  • Kate Stone. As a paper-o-phile, I was completely titillated by Stone’s success in printing—yes, printing!—electronics onto paper with touch-sensitive inks. Also, and this wasn’t part of the talk, she’s a successful-in-the-world male-to-female transgendered woman, a representation of courage and selfhood that’s inspiring to see.
  • Leyla Acaroglu. Again, as a product designer, I was particularly struck by the way Acaroglu approached sustainability in industrial design (especially since I think most pretensions to sustainability are bullshit). Also, I liked her haircut and her accent.
  • Allan Savory. It turns out that “desertification” of arable land is a big problem worldwide. Previously the culprit was thought to be overgrazing, but it turns out it’s sort of the opposite. Savory has devoted his life to reversing desertification, in part because of his devastating experience of ordering the killing of forty thousand elephants.
  • Ron Finley, renegade farmer and total hero.

    Ron Finley. I actually am going to work (volunteer) for the Los Angeles–based Ron Finley, a somewhat unlikely food and gardening activist whose vision brings agency and fresh food to inner-city grocery deserts. He brought the house down.

  • John McWhorter. Not a revolutionary talk, but an interesting one for those of us interested in the evolution of language. McWhorter convinced me, someone who believes language is in a constant state of decline, that texting mores (LOL’s, r’s, u’s, ur’s, and the like) are actually representations of spoken language, not written, and as such are just another extension of how we communicate.
  • Kees Moeliker. A serious but hilarious talk about live birds who have sex with dead birds, some of whom are of the same gender, a phenomenon he memorialized in an academic paper that was awarded the Ig Nobel Prize (for improbable research). I was somewhat traumatized, however, by my first glimpse of a duck penis. Damn, I wish this talk were up already.

    Seriously. I was traumatized by the sight of my first duck penis.

  • Hyeonseo Lee. A rare and tragic glimpse into life in North Korea from someone who got out.
  • Christopher Ryan. An even-handed anthropological look at monogamy vs. polyamory.
  • Dan Pallotta. This might be the talk to listen to if you only listen to one. Pallotta completely changed my mind about how nonprofits and charities should be viewed and run.
  • Julia Sweeney. This might be the second talk to listen to if you only listen to two. I’ve long been a fan of Sweeney’s since watching her live storytelling performances at the Uncabaret in the late 1990s. Sweeney sums up all of TED 2013 in some eighteen minutes—brilliantly! Double damn, I wish this talk were up. You’d get the whole shebang in one video!

So overall, what was TED’s impact on me? Believe it or not, it gave me hope. I saw serious people grappling with serious issues in productive, practical, apolitical ways. I witnessed the passion of people whose careers are callings. There were only a few people I met whom I didn’t like (a record for me). TEDActive made me want to engage more fully in the world, and even though that impulse faded away like my Palm Springs tan, it’s still reassuring that it’s actually possible for me to feel it.

I was accepted to attend TEDLive 2014, but I didn’t tell anybody at TEDActive 2013. Secretly I’d rather be at Whistler for TEDActive 2014—resort, beauty, snow, togetherness, some of the great people I met—but I feel like I have to just try nursing from the mother teat to see what it’s all about. I have a feeling that the downside of going to TEDLive as a novice is going to be social isolation because I’m guessing I won’t be invited to the Nobel Prize–winner dinners, as I don’t know any. I do have one potential ace in the hole, though—an international VIP who may be speaking at TED 2014, whose wife I’m good friends with. If that ends up working out, I am going to ride their VIP-soiree coattails so hard they’ll wag.

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P.S. Here’s one good article I read about the experience of attending TED. And here are spot-on Onion parodies of TED Talks.

P.P.S. I don’t know why I didn’t think to take more pictures. It never occurred to me that I might want to share the experience, say, by blogging about it.

Highlights from Our Tenth-Anniversary Bash

And "Fun/Functional" Event

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We’ve been planning the Knock Knock tenth-anniversary party since approximately forever ago (really, six months at the very least). While we can’t possibly share all the nitty-gritty deets that went into prepping for the party and “Fun/Functional” showcase, you can check out party pics here and see how the hard work paid off. And if you see yourself in a pic, tag yourself, please!

As Jen explained, we didn’t hire a party planner, but we did have the Knock Knock “Ten-Year Team” (“TYT” for short—pronounce it out loud) to setup and ensure everything went smoothly.

Step in TYT’s pre-party shoes for a few moments:

Several days before the party, Chelsea, our manufacturing coordinator, Sara, our e-commerce manager, and Melanie, our marketing and digital coordinator, spent an afternoon in our conference room making thirty paper boutonnières for the team. They made it out of our Why I Must Get Drunk With You Pad, because of its orange color and because it was oh-so appropriate.

Left: Paper flower made out of our Why I Must Get Drunk with You Pad. Right: our production artist, Will, sporting the finished version.

 

The TYT team and the American Design Club crew started setup at SPACE on Abbot Kinney at 9 a.m. sharp:

Bare brick walls and furniture in plastic wrap. Let's do this!

 

We used strong, removable double-sided tape to hang up our product signage. They were quite the bitch to peel, but it worked out. From left to right: Jen, head honcho; Sara, e-commerce manager; Mel, marketing and digital coordinator.

 

Trish suffered from a "taped" leg. (We actually ran out of places to keep tape while we hung signage, so our legs were the only answer.)

 

At one point Will threw his hands at the heavens because he couldn't take the pressure of hanging a giant January card. Theatrics.

 

Our publisher, Craig, found the stash of orange bowties for the bartenders and security guards. Craig, orange looks good on you!

 

Meanwhile, AmDC took care of their showcase room:

Kiel and Annie make sure those Urban Shoe Pots hung from the ceiling just right.

 

The team displayed around thirty products. Products galore.

 

It's lookin' good, guys!

 

We had to somehow manuever the giant plywood piece (that the products sat on) to the second floor, where the party was. Since we couldn’t fit it through the doors or elevator, a number of strong arms actually hoisted it up and over the second-floor railing. We aren’t kidding. Thank you, leverage!

People on Abbot Kinney stopped and stared at our conundrum.

 

Before we knew it, it was 5 p.m. and though we may or may not have been sticking the last of the product signage on the brick walls, it was nearing game-time. Check our finished SPACE out:

Ready to party. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Security guards at the ready, wearing dashing Knock Knock orange bowties. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Please enter the “Fun/Functional” showcase room:

"Fun/Functional" products on display. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Our head honcho Jen and the American Design Club crew. From left to right: Henry Julier; our head honcho Jen; Sam Cochran; Annie Lenon; Sarah Boatright; Kiel Mead. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

"Fun/Functional" products on display. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

"Fun/Functional" products on display. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

"Fun/Functional" products on display. That's an In-N-Out Qult on the right. We also gave out special tenth-anniversary tote to all attendees. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

"Fun/Functional" products on display. It's a very romantic thing. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Wyatt Little's Urban Shoe Pots. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

"Fun/Functional" products. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

We created special cocktails exclusively for the party. They were named after a couple of our products—The Pep Talk and The High Five. Delicious.

 

Jen giving her speech to a room full of friends, colleagues, and FOKKers. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Knock Knockers in the loung area. From left to right: Jim, president; Craig, publisher; Gil, director of operations and customer service, and Trish, VP of branding. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Party mingling. That's our manufacturing director, Elyse, in the middle. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

More party people. Is that our former designer Alexis (in white) that we see? (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

Our sales associate, Travis, and her boyfriend, Chris, write in the party guestbook. (Photo by Jennifer Fujikawa Photography)

 

A peek at a few entries from the guestbook. Front: the Knock Knock guest book; Middle: Merritt's rad Knock Knock doodle; Below: Paco?

 

When the party ended, Knock Knockers and friends helped with the breakdown and took the signage off the walls. And the night was still young . . .

Knock Knockers during mid-breakdown. From left to right: Sara; Dayna, our assistant editor; Melanie; Trish, and Craig.

 

As our birthday festivities come to a close, we want to thank each and every one of you who helped us celebrate. Here’s to another decade of putting the “fun” in functional!

Happy Fourth of July From the Knock Knock Team!

Behind the Scenes of Our Latest “Weekly Scoop”!

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Happy Fourth of July, US FOKKers. To celebrate Independence Day, we’re offering free shipping* on all orders (regardless of the price of the order) to those of you shipping to US addresses (excluding HI and AL). Make sure to enter the code HECKYEAH at check out. The deal ends July 4 at 11:59 p.m. PST!

Those of you who already receive our Weekly Scoop emails are well aware of this offer. (And if you want to sign up to receive these babies, just enter your email address at the bottom-left nav of our homepage, under “Join the Club.”)

If you’ve seen the Weekly Scoop that went out today, we hope you enjoyed our “America, F—yeah!” team photo. A certain Team America song inspired us, so we decided to deck ourselves from head to toe in our red, white, and blue best. We also made sure to grab any hyperbolic, Americanized object we could get our hands on—hence the American Flag pinwheel headbands.

The finalized team photo from this week's Weekly Scoop.

 

Just for kicks, here are a few “behind-the-scenes” pics taken before our quick team photo shoot in our parking lot:

Jim, our president, and Carolyn, our former VP of Sales, share what looks to be an incredibly powerful high-five, while fellow Knock Knockers get ready to line up. (From left to right) Elyse, manufacturing director; Sara, e-commerce manager; Paul, assistant manager of customer service and operations; Randy, national sales manager; Kelly, customer service specialist.

 

Our design team had to choose between thirteen shots of us posing like so. Do you know how long we held these smiles for? Approximately forever. (From left to right) Mia,design director; Craig, publisher; Jazzlyn, customer service specialist; Trish, VP of branding; Carolyn; Lena, customer service specialist; Melanie, marketing and digital coordinator; Elyse; Kelly; Kate, associate editor; Travis, sales associate; Jim; Odi, controller; Dayna, assistant editor; Erin, managing editor; Randy; Brad, senior designer; Paul; Will, production artist; Jenny, accountant; Sara; Jamie, editor at large. PHEW.

 

Mia, Trish, and Jim fold the grand old flag back into its triangle form. We opted for a sans-flag final shot.

 

The Knock Knock team sincerely hope that those of you celebrating have a safe and fun Fourth of July. Enjoy stuffing your face with delicious food and watching (legal) fireworks!

 

*Free shipping offer excludes customers shipping to HI, AK, or outside the US.

Check Out Our New Wall Decal Courtesy of Blik!

It's Our "Show and Tell" Feature!

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Our buddies at Blik are seriously the best. (A special shout-out to Blik’s co-founder and fellow FOKKer, Scott Flora, for being exceptionally rad!)

A few weeks ago, they installed a customized Knock Knock wall decal on the business side of our office that spanned 18 feet and ¾ inches wide—all free of charge. Super generous of them, right? We thought so too!

Nick from Blik on the right. Blik spent an hour initially installing the Knock Knock wall signage in early May, but had to tear it down because the decal wasn't sticking to our textured wall. Kudos to the Blik team, though, for coming in a second time!

 

Nick (above) and Bobby (below) from Blik. We were in good hands.

 

Nick (above) and Erik (below) came in to finish the project. As you can see, this was not not the perfect job for someone afraid of heights.

 

Erik making the process look easier than it actually was.

 

The final result!

 

We sent the Blik peeps Knock Knock goodies and a card to thank them.

 

If you’ve never heard of Blik, now is the time to check out their array of wall art designs. Scott and his colleague, Blik co-founder Jerinne Neils, started the company in 2002—the same year our head honcho, Jen, established Knock Knock. So we’ve shared a kinship with them from the get-go (not to mention their office is a few streets away from Knock Knock headquarters). So do yourself a favor, and check out their stuff, peeps!

Free Shipping Through Memorial Day

"John Adams" Supports This Message

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John Adams wants to remind you of our free shipping code* to use at check out: FLIPFLOPS. Offer lasts through Monday, 5/28.

Why is this cute calendar puppy named “John Adams”? Earlier this year, our graphic designer, Alexis, gave this dollar-store Dashund puppy calendar to Mel, our marketing and digital coordinator. Mel never really had a pet before (fish don’t count), so she uses this desk calendar to make up for the void. Alexis and Mel take turns naming the pictured pups. “John Adams” stemmed from Memorial Day—a huge stretch, we know.

But look into his sage eyes and allow your patriotic heart to melt.

*Free shipping offer excludes customers shipping to HI, AK, or outside the US.

Money Receiptables In Real Simple Magazine

Organizing The Small Stuff

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If you’re a Real Simple fan (much like us), be sure to check out “The Guide” section, featuring our Money Receiptables in their June issue, on newsstands now!

It’s their “Organizing the Small Stuff” issue, and one you probably won’t want to miss out on. People overuse the cliché, “don’t sweat the small stuff,” as if it’s oh-so easy. But these insignificancies inevitably add up to colossal proportions—and who wants to deal with all of that?

The “Dirt” on “Slake: Los Angeles” Literary Magazine

It's Our "Show and Tell" Feature!

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Issues of "Slake" for sale.

As you know, we at Knock Knock are passionate lovers of pencils, paper, and printing presses. I was therefore thrilled last Friday to attend a party for Slake, a new Los Angeles literary quarterly that proudly exists only in paper form. That is, it exists only in real life.

Slake started in summer 2010, and is currently on its fourth issue (“The Dirt”). The journal is new, but has already won several awards (and hit the Los Angeles Timesbestseller list) for its content—which combines visual art, photography, poetry, long-form journalism, fiction, oral history, and memoir. Its founders, Laurie Ochoa and Joe Donnelly, were formerly the editors of LA Weekly. (On a personal note, I worked with Joe and Laurie for years as a writer and editor for the Weekly, so the party was a homecoming for me.)

"Slake" founder Laurie Ochoa, taking a picture of me while I take a picture of her, because it's just so fucking meta.

Slake is all about fostering a community of writers and artists who are deeply rooted and in—and in love with—Los Angeles, and it’s also about staking a claim for paper as a beautiful and viable medium. As their website proclaims, “Slake sets a new template for the next generation of print publications—collectible, not disposable; destined for the bedside table instead of the recycling bin.”

As previously mentioned, paper is something that exists only in real life. You know something else that only exists in real life? Free beer.

Quantities of free beer were available at this party; the evidence of this is in the blurry, slurry photos I managed to either take or pose for. It may or may not be worth mentioning that free pie was also served by Suicide Girls.

A blurry, blinky shot of Joe and me.

Besides live music and dance performances, other stuff on offer included an exhibition of beautiful photographs of the Occupy L.A. encampment; video footage from the LA riots; and a station where people could create album art for the new vinyl LP by Detective (a musical project from Guided By Voices member James Greer, who is also a Slake contributor).

Laurie Ochoa says that Slake is meant to be enjoyed slowly, in bed or otherwise in a state of repose—and then kept. It should be noted, another advantage to the print-only format is that after inevitable disaster strikes, taking down the “grid,” and we are all shivering in our homes with candles and limited water, Slake will remain to provide us survivors with hours of meaningful, thought-provoking, mind-enriching entertainment. Hey, it’s L.A. Anything could happen.

 

People making album covers for Detective, the musical project from "Slake" contributor (and ex-Guided By Voices member) James Greer.

Free-pie porn.