Good Night, Davy Jones

Flotsam and Jetsam

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Last Saturday was cold, and I stayed at home to do laundry and clean house. For company I had The Monkees DVDs playing all day in the living room. It was excellent. As I discovered, it’s difficult—nay, impossible—to sustain any really respectable ennui while The Monkees is on all day.

The editorial ladies wrote sweet nothings to Davy.

I decided that this would be my new thing—The Monkees, all the time. And then Davy Jones goes ahead and checks out a couple days ago—throwing a you-know-what-kind-of-wrench in the plan. Damn you, Davy.

But thank you, Davy.

Judging by many of the obits, it was not easy being Davy Jones. People feel they should apologize for having been fans. One NPR senior editor went so far as to write that she was “embarrassed” and felt shame about her childhood crush on Davy.

That just brings me down, man. I have no shame—and, in fact, I feel lucky that they showed Monkees reruns when I was little, so that I, too, could experience crushing out on this quintessential manchild. (The TV show was cancelled after only two seasons.)

Little kids have always gotten the awesomeness of the Monkees. But Davy personified what a lot of older people thought was wrong with the Monkees. Davy was an actor. He didn’t appear to play an instrument. He was cute. He had no gravitas. As the face of a band so ridiculed and belittled (even now), he must have borne the brunt of that stigma. But he seemed to do it with good cheer.

My Davy collage. The teenybopper in me had to.

The truth is that the Monkees were legitimate pop artists, creating influential and visionary TV and film—seriously, you can’t judge them until you’ve seen their prescient, postmodern feature, Head (co-written and coproduced by Jack Nicholson). Musically, they forced themselves through a kind of rock ’n’ roll bootcamp, and less than a year after their TV show’s debut became a real, live touring band. They played and wrote songs for their extraordinary third album Headquarters, and every one after that.

And none of it would have worked without Davy. He brought a totally sincere joy of performance to the proceedings that cut through the irony and made something real and delightful (like his silly rendition of Harry Nilsson’s “Cuddly Toy”). Davy was a showman, a Broadway crooner, a hoofer, and he had no shame about it, however uncool it might have seemed to some. He danced with naked pleasure, and sang with an innocence that was outré at the time—but could be utterly affecting when paired with the right material. A friend saw him perform “Daydream Believer,” oddly enough, on U2’s superslick, mega-ironic “Popmart” tour, and completely win over a stadium audience you’d think would have been over it. But Davy was never over it.

We should all be so uncool.

If Twitter Shut Down . . .

. . . Long Live the Paper Tweet!

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Yesterday, the Stop Online Piracy Act and Protect Intellectual Property Act web protests made us think about what life would like be if Facebook, Twitter, WordPress, and our beloved I Can Has Cheezburger? were in jeopardy’s chokehold. It made us glum. Thinking of all the websites, the amount of Social Media Citation Nifty Notes and Tweets & Status Updates for All Occasions that will be left untouched and unused. Sigh.

Then we saw this tweet from an article on the Huffington Post:

 

Now, that’s not a bad idea. It just made us appreciate our Paper Tweet Nifty Note that much more. Especially these Paper Tweets (we plucked a handful) that we found floating around the interwebs:

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Hey @Nrek, we do stuff too!

 

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We agree.

 

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We do like this.

 

4.

Noted.

 

5.

Well said. And in only twenty-one characters.

 

. . . Made our day.

Happy Birthday, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.!

. . . Here's To You!

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What the Hell Are We Giving People?

Great (Holiday) Gifts of the Week

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Can you believe Hanukkah starts tomorrow and Christmas is only five days away? In fact, we’re getting ready to wrap up wrapping presents and wanted to finish off this series by sharing what a few of our own Knock Knockers will be giving to the special people in their lives:

1. “I’m buying my girlfriend the Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note because her in-person passive-aggression leaves me wanting more.” –Paul, operations associate

A word of advice to the guys: never iron your girlfriend's behind.

 

2. “I’m going to get myself the Intervention Pad because (a) why buy other people gifts when you can get something for yourself; and (b) I could use a few good slaps in the face, and I’m just the one to do it.” –Jen, head honcho

Even this lady agrees.

 

3. “I am giving my eighteen-year-old nephew, who is a freshman in college, the Takeout Menu Organizer in order to help organize his messy dorm room. I’m also going to throw in some WTF and DUH sticky notes for him to send ‘friendly’ reminders to his dorm-mates and buddies. He’ll also think his uncle is pretty cool and hip!” –Jim, COO

If we were Jim's nephew, we'd raise a glass (of sparking cider, of course) for this gift. "Thanks, Uncle Jim!"

 

4. “I just gave the I’m A Parent? guided journal and the Parenting Flashcards to my nephew and his wife, who are expecting my great-nephew (and I’m sure he’ll be a great great-nephew) in a few weeks. Couldn’t wait until Christmas—Baby Boy Butler could be here by then and they need to know these terms NOW!” –Jamie, writer and editor

We're sure the happy couple smiled when they received their presents!

5 Things To Do With Your $5 Saved At Checkout!

. . . For Those Who Have No Idea What To Do With Your Extra Savings!

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That’s right. Right this second, through 12/22, get $5 off your overall Knock Knock order—just type “5BUCKS” at checkout!

We know, we know—now you’re stuck in this predicament of what to do with your newly-saved $5. Sorry, we didn’t mean to throw a curveball there.

To make it up to you, here are five ideas on what to do with the five bucks you just saved:

1. Buy five things from a dollar store. That’s a handful of things (think of it as a present for each finger on one hand).

 

2. Give $5 to “Hobo Joe”. He’s that guy living underneath the overpass with the tattered, Sharpie-scribbled sign. Cross our fingers he won’t buy hardcore drugs with it, though (maybe a pack of booze, at least).

 

3. Go to the closest Redbox and rent these movies: Bridesmaids (our All Out Of Pad makes a cameo appearance), Horrible Bosses, The Help, Our Idiot Brother, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2. (These are my personal recommendations, not Knock Knock’s.) Order a pizza, grab your family or your significant other and make tonight a movie night!

 

4. Ask that “hottie McHotstuff” out to coffee and actually purchase a cup of coffee for him or her. You’ve been putting it off long enough anyways.

 

5. Spend an extra $5 on a Knock Knock Sticky Note or Nifty Note. (Hi, I’m Mel, and I’m shameless.)

Which KK Product Did Pee-wee Herman Call A “Must-Have”?

It’s Our “FOKKer Fridays” Feature!

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We’re number one fans of our fans. (We’re sure you know how much you contribute to our existence.) So we want to thank you all with a column dedicated to you: “FOKKer Fridays”! Twice a month, we will be featuring a certain FOKKer and their Knock Knock stuff-related stories.

However, before we start posting your splendid pictures and product tales, let’s inaugurate this new feature with a certain celebrity FOKKer—Pee-wee Herman.

On May 26, 2011, Pee-wee Herman tweeted and posted (at least we like to believe he was the person who was actually doing it) the following message:

See, it really did happen.

After we saw his shout-out, giddiness rose from our toes to our nose. We started running around the office, our desk chairs started talking, and we started throwing our Paper Tweet Nifty Notes in the air while chanting, “Let the cartoon begin!” (Only that didn’t actually happen. But we did feel very, very accomplished.)

We’re excited for “FOKKer Fridays”! Right now we have a plethora of fan pics that we’ve gathered so far, but why not send us yours to blog@knocknockstuff.com?

Pee-wee Herman is a certified FOKKer.

“Pep Talk”: Put a Little Pep in Your Step

Google Roulette Monday

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Without chance, the world would just be boring. And without Google Roulette Mondays, in which we put a chosen word into Google Images to see what comes up first, frivolity would have no meaning.

This isn’t the type of pep talk we hoped for.

Whether or not your weekend went wrong, you have a “case of the Mondays,” or just really regret having taken that last shot of Jägermeister on Sunday night, we could all use a good pep talk—or know someone who’s in need of one.

While our Pep Talk Nifty Note and Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for All Occasions are quick fixes for much-needed uplift, we look to today’s Google Roulette Monday for virtual good vibrations.

Did you know that Stuart is Al Franken’s middle name? We didn't either.

The very first image is a hand-drawn cartoon from what seems to be an on-hiatus blog focused on drawing mathematics-related cartoons “inspired by Sharpie fumes.” While we appreciate the drawing’s simplicity, doing math and sniffing Sharpies does not sound appealing for any time of day (actually, we take that back; apparently Jen likes math and particularly loves sniffing Sharpies).

The best amusement we found (scrolling past gems like this and this), however, was a picture of Saturday Night Live character Stuart Smalley—ah, the rejuvenation and nostalgia! Just reflecting back on “Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley” made us instantly feel good enough, smart enough, and well liked by actual people. Frail though he may be under that awful blond wig, we sometimes wish that we had Stuart’s positive mindset—at least to take us as far as hump day.

“High Five”: One Hand Slap for All Mankind

Google Roulette Monday

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Is this what they call “business casual?”

Without chance, the world would just be boring. And without Google Roulette Mondays, in which we put a chosen word into Google Images to see what comes up first, frivolity would have no meaning

We may have created the paper High Five, but here in the Knock Knock office, we don’t seem to give them out too much—neither paper nor flesh. It has to be a pretty special, exciting occasion for us to slap the hands, which is why the first Google “high five” result confuses us—is it not incredibly frigid and awkward, not to mention business-suited?

The Saturday Night Live star apparently likes bobcats.

For those reasons, we have little doubt that the founders of the National High Five Project (and progenitors of National High Five Day—and yes, both are very, very real) would frown on Google’s poor first choice.

Most likely they’d be happier with the second, Andy Samberg celebrating with what appears to be a baby bobcat, because high fives are supposed to be easy-going, loose, and fun, are they not? At least as easy-going, loose, and fun as the song created for National High Five Day (NH5D) by the Bo Dukes, which is so easy-going that the term “high” may have a double meaning.