No mere writing utensil, the Procrastination Pen is a handsome, high-quality communication tool that wittily announces your intentions as it helps you achieve your goal—whether it’s doodling, noodling, or kicking that sudoku’s ass.

• Has pleasantly substantial “feel”


• Funny office gift for workaholics or layabouts


• 5.25 × 0.25 inches; 0.6 mm black gel ink