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Take your organization to the next level with our stylish interpretation of the standard binder clip. Fun, colorful, and undeniably useful, Poopy Task Clips will help you avoid work by sorting your papers into neat little piles and clipping them with dirty designations—Crap, Shit, Caca, and Merde.

• Appear more productive than you actually are


• Look good without getting much done


• 12 clips per package, 3 of each style; clips: 1.25 inches, with 0.625-inch capacity