Everybody lies. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn’t whether to lie, it’s how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you’ll never contemplate the honest route again!

• Chapters range from “Self-Deceptions” to “Behaving Badly”


• Over 501 excuses and lies to choose from


• Hardcover; 3.25 x 5.5 inches; 112 pages