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We’ve all wished there were scripts for every life situation—when a foot is stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comebacks won’t come out. Be at the ready by adorning your shelves with this handsome collection of pocket-sized prompters, with responses ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge-burning. You’ll never be at a loss for the right words again!

The bundle includes:

• Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions: Chock-full of necessary lines for all manner of firing, quitting, dumping, and disowning


• Excuses & Lies for All Occasions: Everyday scripts for those who realize honesty is overrated, with clever lines for the workplace, friendships, family, and more


• Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions: Barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence


• Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions: Guaranteed to increase your sex appeal by 42.9 percent