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A revolutionary marriage of contemporary wit and old-fashioned learning aid, Yes, You’re Probably Dying matches forty common symptoms to five insightful dynamics—including worst-case medical scenario, specialist to see, and “But it’s probably just.” Whether you’re suffering from a headache, the chills, or indigestion, this wheel will deliver the bad news you so long to hear.

• Perfect for all manner of hypochondriac


• More than a card, less than a gift (includes envelope and inscription space)


• Wheel: 8-inch diameter; 8.25-inch square envelope