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Although the proven benefits of self-pity are numerous, sometimes the best way to get over your ex is to simply snap out of it. Offer a friend—or yourself—maximum relief from the distressing effects of heartache with our all-new Breakup Recovery Kit. It’s guaranteed to turn your affliction into conviction!

• Soothes sorrow, restores self-worth!


• Healthier than a pint of ice cream!


• 2.75" x 3.75" x 1.875" tin box contains 16-page remedy booklet, silicone bracelet, 5 affirmation cards, 5 healing bandages, recovery certificate, and metal charm