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Gone are the days douchebags remained safely confined to clubs, colleges, and reality TV. Staunch the spread of douchebaggery by telling the douches in your environs you recognize them for what they really are.

• More effective than rolling your eyes


• Modern-day etiquette for the masses


• 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets