This goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand!

Are you annoyed when people fail to recycle? Do SUV drivers make you see red? Who are all these people leaving such enormous carbon footprints anyway? With the Eco Citation, you can finally put those hybrid-kickers in their place!

• Earth-friendly confrontation


• Modern-day etiquette for the masses


• 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets