A can of lard a day keeps the doctor away... or so you might start to think after reading Knock Knock’s hilarious new book, How to Get Fat, one of six guidebooks in the Self-Hurt Series. This recipe for weight gain will have you scooping the ice cream and skipping the gym in no time. In the book’s “Survival of the Fattest” section, readers are reassured that the caveman days of hunting and gathering are over, and there’s no real reason to exert any unnecessary physical activity. So toss your LA Fitness card and start eating cake for breakfast.
Fat: The New Thin