Since Al Gore invented the Internet (Or maybe it was Consumer Reports?) we’ve been hooked on comparison shopping. Hours of research go into committing to your next car, so why not your next holy conversion? Whether you’re faith is in the dark or you’re just in the mood for a good chuckle, The Savvy Convert’s Guide to Choosing a Religion is the answah to yo’ prayahs, delivered by the faithfully irreverent publishing company Knock Knock. No more embarrassing afternoons spent alone in the wrong place of worship for you, because the perks, drawbacks, and dress codes of 99 religions have been compiled for your convenience. They’ve even listed the activities and paraphernalia you and your new religion can look forward to.