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Crappy Clamps
When the shit hits the fan, keep it together with these poop-inspired binder clips. The four styles—“crap,” “caca,” “merde,” and “shit”—are anything but rank ($9 for a set of 12, knockknockstuff.com).
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This totable accordion folder lets you flip-flop your office outlook faster than you can Tweet it; the reverse side reads “I’m Living the Dream.” But no matter how you feel about your work, it’s sure to be organized ($15.99, perpetualkid.com).
