I suppose that when some women go shopping, they buy things like makeup, jewelry, bubble bath, purses, and panties. When I go shopping, all I have to show for it are a bunch of smart alec office items.
These definitely fall under the category of things that beg the question: “Why is this necessary in life?”
But the way I look at it, I love to chuckle. I love to say “heh heh.” It tickles. And when something makes me chuckle, I want to grab it and take it home and stroke it and pet it and love it and call it George.
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